1 user 12 critic

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

A man goes to visit Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire.


Tony Watt (story & screenplay)



Learn more

More Like This 

Action | Fantasy | Horror

Cartoonist: Romeo Montague, a skilled (dying, bloated and drunken) former vampire-killer and his star-crossed bad-girl-with-a-gun partner: Julie Capuletti, returns in this campy, erotic sequel to the infamous cult-classic:'Frankenpimp'.

Directors: Tony Watt, Raffi Atamian, and 7 more credits »
Stars: Michael Lake, Tony Watt, Darcy Ann Turner
Action | Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2/10 X  

Rock-star Bobby Barzell awaits a liver transplant from a psychotic fugitive of the law: as a vengeful blood demon-alien tries to collect on for a past debt.

Directors: Tony Watt, Vivita
Stars: Tony Watt, Vivita, Amabelle Singson
Frankenpimp (2009)
Action | Comedy | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.2/10 X  

Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis filled with extreme horror and sexual deviancy.

Directors: Vivita, Tony Watt, and 1 more credit »
Stars: Tony Watt, Vivita, Martin Magee
Action | Crime | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  

Acid scarred teenager Pheromone Labonza (aka Acid Head) is a vengeful, bloodsucking cannibal goth-girl killer that slashes her way though rural Buzzard Nuts County, N.Y.'s roadside and Vom College sorority House.

Director: Tony Watt
Stars: Vivita, Tony Watt, Lewis Mercer


Credited cast:
Max Schreck ... Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive footage)
Vivita Vivita ... Sister Funk
Tony Watt ... Father Pipecock (as Trenchmouth Colitis)
John Migliore ... Johnny Ghoulash
Kelly Mari Kelly Mari ... Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Sophia The Cat Sophia The Cat ... Ariana's Black & White Cat
Sara Dagoda Sara Dagoda ... Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
Kim Sønderholm ... Narrator (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Gustav Botz Gustav Botz ... Professor Sievers - Bremen Town Doctor & Burgomeister (archive footage)
Sgt. Brando Sgt. Brando ... Bullet Dodging Pussy
Sandy Fluffer Dahl Sandy Fluffer Dahl ... Vatican WMD Doll
Karl Etlinger Karl Etlinger ... Student (archive footage)
John Gottowt John Gottowt ... Professor Bulwer (archive footage)
Alexander Granach ... Knock-The Real Estate Manager (archive footage)
Wolfgang Heinz Wolfgang Heinz ... Empusa's First Mate (archive footage)


A man goes to visit Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire.

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis


The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent. See more »







Release Date:

9 March 2014 (Canada) See more »

Also Known As:

Tex Watt's Secret Vampire Movie See more »

Filming Locations:

Toronto, Ontario, Canada See more »


Box Office


$2,000,000 (estimated)
See more on IMDbPro »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Slum Goddess,Tony Watt See more »
Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs



Color (Watt-a-Rama)
See full technical specs »

Did You Know?


While developing this movie at his major Tony 'Tex' Wattovision film studios Tony 'Tex' Watt used the working title Tony 'Tex' Watt's Secret Vampire Movie because he was afraid releasing too much information about this real epic film all at once might whip his legions of fans into a violent mob like frenzy. See more »


Edited from Носферату, симфония ужаса (1922) See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

30 July 2018 | by worthwoodSee all my reviews

The camera quality is so old and bad this movie is literally unwatchable. Add to that equally bad audio recording quality, and an incomprehensible mess of a plot with non existent writing and zero acting ability or direction. This thing isn't even edited properly. It's garbage and a waste of way too much of my time watching it even though we couldn't finish it.

3 of 3 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See one user review »

Contribute to This Page

Recently Viewed

A Saga Crepúsculo – Amanhecer Parte 1 1080p Dublado – Torrent Download (2011) | Demand Supply | Camera Manuals & Guides