When boorish property magnate Hugh Dalgleish (Tim McInnerny) emerges from a seaside ghost train, holidaymakers are surprised to discover which items on the seat behind him?
His head and cravat
His liver and handkerchief
His heart and panama hat
His intestinal tract and gilet
In Dark Secrets (2011), an eccentric pensioner is found dead in her country pile. Who done it, in which room did they done it, and with what weapon did they done it with?
Nigel Havers, in the library, with a potted bamboo
Joss Ackland, in the conservatory, with a framed map of the Dordogne
Edward Fox, in the study, with a pile of Daily Telegraphs
Charles Dance, in the dining room, with a bronze bow tie on a plinth
A war memorial service in Midsomer Parva takes